Because It’s Still Alive

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Two Questions
(Although there really could be several)

1. Why didn’t I think of uprooting a plant and selling it with the roots attached?

2. Does it really taste like butter?

Wait, I have a 3rd question, so it’s “absolutely fresh because it’s still alive”? Am I the only person to think that this is just a smidge odd?!