(Although there really could be several)
1. Why didn’t I think of uprooting a plant and selling it with the roots attached?
2. Does it really taste like butter?
Wait, I have a 3rd question, so it’s “absolutely fresh because it’s still alive”? Am I the only person to think that this is just a smidge odd?!
That’s it! I’ve been eating murdered lettuce! 😦 Haha